Help Wanted: Need a pregnant lady to be a mattress tester at our new store. Duties include taking naps on display beds and giving feedback on the various mattresses and pillows. Must be comfortable sleeping with a minimum of four pillows. As part of our realistic display philosophy you must be willing to walk around eating snacks and Tums in stylish pajamas during your work time. Some light customer service duties will be interspersed with the naps.
This would be my ideal job right now 
July 10, 2009 at 10:55 pm
I am guessing that this is now your perfect job!??
July 12, 2009 at 1:46 pm
oh, hell ya. sign me up too!
July 13, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Oooo me too!!! Let me know how that works out for you