Membership on hold

blueberriesI have been a long standing member of the ittybittytinytitty committee.  I have good ergonomics for swimming and don’t mind. Yesterday morning I realized that I need to put my membership on hiatus. I dropped a blueberry down my shirt. It got caught caught on the maternity empire waist band. I have never dropped food down my shirt, but now I have two oranges holding out my shirt and things fall in. Normally things would land on the ground or on my lap, but that is not the case any longer.  I am a chesty food catcher. I have also caught falafel and grass that my niece was throwing at me. It is hard to say what I will catch next.

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4 Responses to Membership on hold

  1. Too funny! I was average sized before I got pregnant and then, like you, went up a size while pregnant…you think your big now, if you decide to breastfeed expect to move up in size again! I swear I feel like a porn star some days!

  2. S. says:

    im a chesty food catcher now too! ;) isn’t it crazy how big/fast they grow!?

  3. poppycat says:

    Haha. Welcome to the biggie titty committee!

  4. Suze says:

    LOL – I can sympathize. I don’t remember dropping food down my shirt before, but it happens almost daily now. Best part – finding individual pieces of orzo in your bra when you undress. Ah, the fun of pregnancy.

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